Weapons

Katana
 * Katana
 * Katana of the Miffed Barbarians
 * Nunchucks
 * Ruby Nunchucks of Mild Discomfort
 * Kusarigama
 * Ultra Super Mega Kusarigama
 * Taming Whip of the Many Nuns
 * Light Saber Blazer
 * Baseball SplatBat
 * Early Morning Star
 * Death's Gleaming Scythe (DLC)

Projectiles

 * Shuriken
 * Shuriken of the Headless Brotherhood
 * Boomerang
 * Battle Bash Boomerang
 * Axe
 * Axe of the Hefty Hefters
 * Ha-Hadouken
 * The Token Gun
 * The Ricochet of Litigious Possibilities
 * Laser Sandwich
 * RIP by RPG
 * Dusty Spear of Destiny
 * The Thrower of Flamey Stuff
 * Scorpions Hookshot

Bombs

 * Bomb Boomathon
 * Molotov
 * Molotov Mazel Tov
 * Shrapnel Bomb
 * Shrapnel Bomb of Mass Inconvenience
 * The Annoying Grenade
 * Jelly Bomb of Wobbly Destruction
 * Sticky Bomb
 * Calamity Caltrops
 * Dynamite Death Dealer
 * Tricky Tripwire Bomb

Magic

 * Lightning Magic from the Heavens
 * Fire Magic from the Pits
 * Wind Magic from the Bowels
 * Japanese Kamikaze Magic